I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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