I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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