I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
is wine microwaveable?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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