no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
not ubering you a puppy
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