i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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