Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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