First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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