I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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