i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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