I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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