Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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