These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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