we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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