The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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