I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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