i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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