can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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