are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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