Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
When are your genitals available?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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