I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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