i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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