this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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