So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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