member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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