dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
