Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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