thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Randomize
