Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
