i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
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