New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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