He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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