D3 body, D1 cock
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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