Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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