just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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