But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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