i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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