White coat. Heels.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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