You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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