so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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