We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
high people should be assigned attendants
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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