Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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