Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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