Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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