Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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