i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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