i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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