if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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