dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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