There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
there is puke in my bra ... again
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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