Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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