So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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