Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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