i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Also, beer. Big fan.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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